Tesla has changed the name of its advanced driver assistance system in Europe after pushback from Germany’s transportation ministry. It’s now called “Tesla Assisted Driving,” instead of “Full Self-Driving (Supervised).”
It’s a big capitulation from Tesla, which has been using the “Full Self-Driving (Supervised)” name for years despite the system requiring humans to pay attention to the road and take over when necessary. But the name change could help Tesla achieve its goal of wider adoption on the continent, which could unlock a potentially massive new revenue stream for the company.
Wait. It’s not “Super Self Driving”?
Super America Driving.
Those evil EU bureaucrats, forcing Musk to do what he hates most: Being honest
Those evil EU bureaucrats, giving Musk a loophole to make that shit legal in our roads.
It should be more like “Here’s your copilot Elon”
And this is the logo
Sixty percent of the time… it works everytime.
Shit by any other name will stink just as bad.
Get your phones ready for some grusome AI assiated accidents.
Sorry, “Super intelligence assisted accidents”
Can’t be faulted if it turns off 150ms prior to the accident. Checkmate
Super intelligence assisted precrime enforcement.
“Hello, Dave, this is TAD, I’ll be your fake sense of security today.”
“Open the back door, TAD” -“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.”
Nazisted Driving
it uses grok to identify which children it should not keep driving through.
Who the fuck is buying Tesla shit? I guess people with less IQ and somehow more money.
Fools Self Drive(Stupidass)
Somehow it’s even worse.
