And rename Patriots TrumpTheGreatest-rockets

Maybe he has proof he once paid a bill in full?

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He really took aggressive real estate development to the next level. Why use Caterpillar when you can use Mk84’s to prepare the area. I’m surprised he didn’t sell Israel some B-52’s yet.

That didn’t happen.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

And if it is, that’s not my fault.

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

More important: the bots that should help him win the Midterms.

Didn’t they hear there is a ceasefire?

The only policy is “Me, me, meeeee!”

“Open the back door, TAD” -“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.”

“If my grandma had wheels, she would have been a bike!”

Especially Page 3 caters to Trump voters.

Skynet, Skydance, what’s in a name.

Well that seems according to expectations.

No, you didn’t “fall short of your own standards”. You broke the law, on purpose. But maybe that is your standard.

I’m not sure, so I’m gonna wear my beak mask just to be safe.

Sure, but they got Ivermectin

well yes, that he is, also.

And who didn’t do anything to help stop Putin, and even enable him?

Nah, won’t happen now it is super intelligencs

Don’t worry, this Smitsonian Fake News Rag will soon be taken care of