https://www.the-postillon.com/2017/06/queen.html?m=1

Little Eddie Tables

https://youtu.be/5bJFkVArHWI?t=4m7s

https://xkcd.com/1387/

He gets constantly threatened by people because he has the audacity to want to enforce the country’s … laws

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Do they make the days 28 hours overall to compensate?

Nobel Peace Prize in sight

Quick, arrest her too! ~She turned me into a newt!~

Ve schließen an 🇩🇪

Don’t forget about all the potential fart jokes.

Come on, it’s our best friends the Israeli government. At worst, maybe there were one or two war misdemeanors. Nothing to blow out of proportion.

Nevertheless, you’d still use one of you cut yourself, right?

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We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence!

Where would you place orange then?

Good luck accessing your bank account though

https://xkcd.com/792/