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World News@lemmy.world•US ‘demands control’ from Ukraine of key pipeline carrying Russian gasEnglish
1·7 months agoYeah hand it off and accidentally damage it? Or maybe oops, I think the ruzzians blew it up?
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World News@lemmy.world•Ukraine becomes world’s leading FPV drone producer with over 2.2 million units builtEnglish
2·7 months agoGot ruzzians in your backyard? Try the new Kiev 3500 with extra fish hook grenades and auto follow!
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News@lemmy.world•Ex-Abercrombie CEO has dementia and is unfit for sex trafficking trial, prosecutors and defense say
7·7 months agoLOL I almost ate the onion! Lol! unfit for sex trafficking!
Oh wait no. Okay, well could they give him meds that temporarily bring him back for judgment?
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News@lemmy.world•US fires Greenland military base chief for 'undermining' JD Vance
15·7 months agoDid she say thank you?
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World News@lemmy.world•Russia steps up offensive operations across the front line in Ukraine, in apparent defiance of Trump. What does it mean for the war?English
1·7 months agoThe plan is coming out hot and flabby. They say, if you put your ears near Trump’s ass, you can hear his cheeks clap national security secrets.
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World News@lemmy.world•Yesterday Trump Learned That Capital Is in ChargeEnglish
1·7 months agoWhy can’t he just use drones to fight an economic war?
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump admin considering giving $10,000 to each person in Greenland to annex the islandEnglish
6·7 months ago10k is a car repair bill.
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World News@lemmy.world•China raises tariffs on U.S. goods to 84% in retaliation to Trump tariffsEnglish
2·7 months agoEmpty cargo ships.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump accused of ‘market manipulation’ with tariff pause
14·7 months agoJail Trump! Jail Trump!
…and he pardoned himself.
Hold on, is he raping two old ladies on main street while also shooting a dog, stealing 10 cars, developing an illegal DNA chemical and polluting the environment?
…and he pardoned himself.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump raises tariffs on China to 125% but announces 90-day pause for other countries – business liveEnglish
19·7 months agoNow, I’m not an economist but it looks like orange pile was just testing how he could fuck around the economic beehive. I’m gonna get my money out after it recovers and a few days before the orange pile tries anything again. Probably I should move my retirement money overseas?
I’m looking around for other strategies.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump tariffs spark US government debt sell-off
4·7 months agoLoosing 2% per day, it will take 30 days to half your investment!
Halving is the new doubling. And we’re doing it so quickly!
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News@lemmy.world•AP wins reinstatement to White House events after judge rules government can’t bar its journalists.
1·7 months agoIt’s freedom of the press and not freedom to be depressed.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump says 'major tariff' coming soon on foreign pharmaceuticalsEnglish
2·7 months agoWell if you keep digging, eventually you’ll end up in China on the positive side.
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News@lemmy.world•This is the stock market’s worst start to a presidential term in modern history
1·7 months agoTotally… Help them buy a house! Yeah! They think they own the house but here’s what you do…invest $50 on land and build of a house for a slav…citizen thru bank #1 which you own. Then buy the house later with bank #2. Yeah you’ll pay a little more, like $65, but then you sell it back to another foo…citizen for $200. In the future, you children will be selling houses back to the citizens millions! No the stupi…citizens don’t know they don’t actually own the house. They totally think they own the house! Oh and get this! If your house needs repair, just sell it to a fixed upper couple or contractor! They will fix it for you and then pass it off at a profit to another citizen. You get a cut!. Every transaction, you get a cut!!!
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News@lemmy.world•This is the stock market’s worst start to a presidential term in modern history
1·7 months agoStart? I though this was ending the market. If I could travel in time to 1882/1896, I would explain it to the founding slave owners like this: basically you tell people to invest, they give you all their money and as soon as they’re about to retire, just tell them the markets lost so you can keep the money! Yeah, they think they’re free and we do have personal flying vehicles now.
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News@lemmy.world•National Park Service removes references to Harriet Tubman from ‘Underground Railroad’ webpage
2·8 months agoI know, when is the next one? One is not enough. Apparently these guys need us to watch everything they do. Like two year olds but evil and nazi.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday
18·8 months agoSounds like a perfect opportunity for a surprise bday protest. Imagine everyone doing as expected one minute and then suddenly all the signs for freedom of speech expression go up in glorious unison! The bigliest bday protest ever!
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News@lemmy.world•National Park Service removes references to Harriet Tubman from ‘Underground Railroad’ webpage
9·8 months agoHoly fucking shit! This is it! I’ve had it! WTF!!!
When is the next protest?!
Holy flying fucking Jesus!
A little wishy, a little washy.
As for me, I managed to get banned from a channel on here. They posted an image of vegan shoes so I followed the joke up with some reality…YouTube allowed videos of how cattle are stunned and then skinned. I didn’t add any text so they assumed I was glorifying that shit.
Such is life I guess. Maybe I should impose a tariff on my neighbors to feel better about my self.