They ‘disappeared’ my hair

Oh, ‘time’ definitely disappeared his hair — just not the ‘Time’ he’s thinking of

Sucks to suck, AJ

Dang, you’re right… that was Cameron. My bad!

Whoa… did Epstein traffic pigs too??

The article gives the impression that he was arrested and charged for shitting in public. The fact he shit on a dead possum didn’t contribute to his charges.

I’m simultaneously amazed by how expensive this shit has gotten and by how cheap it was in the first place…

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Does he even count as ‘alive’ with that Yeerk piloting his brain?

I mean… that’s the whole point of this exercise, right? Manufacturer unnecessary violent conflict as a means of convincing people that your policy of hyper-militarization is essential for keeping the peace.

WTF, this dude should be in jail, not Congress…

The part that boggles me is how this takes so much space in the broad conversation when competitive sports are truly an inconsequential part of existence.

It takes so much space because the amount of energy required to ask the question “should trans women compete in women’s sports” requires exponentially less energy than the amount of energy required to defend a particular answer to that same question.

Conservatives know this, so they’ve made a point of incessantly asking it and others questions like it because that steals focus from more important issues, riles up their own base, and causes liberals to fight with each other.

and you have no other topic to talk about than sport?

I always see someone with this exact same take every time any politician says anything and it’s so dumb, lol

The guy was asked a question about a political topic and he answered it. That doesn’t mean that particular issue is all he thinks about, or that he thinks about it to the exclusion of other topics. If I asked you your stance on trans athletes I’m sure you’d have an opinion too, but I would never assume that’s the only issue you ever talk about.

Look, I think Pete is the same kind of neoliberal Uncle Tom as the rest of the Democratic establishment, but this was just one question he answered in an interview with many questions, and he’s been pretty vocal about Trump and other pressing political issues for like 3 straight election cycles.

Non-paywalled version: https://web.archive.org/web/20250728121353/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/well/family/mankeeping-definition.html

He was also co-chair of Sanders’ presidential campaign in 2020.

On the other hand, OpenSecrets shows him taking a shitload of contributions from Big Tech (with Google being his largest backer), so I’m not entirely sure I’d trust him to make decisions that favor the working class if push came to shove…

In any case, he’s doing a lot to keep the Epstein scandal in the news cycle, so I guess it’s best not to look a gift horse in the mouth. If and when he decides to run for president I’ll definitely be suspicious of him, but for now it seems like he’s serving the common good.

child* fucker

Fixed that for you

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AI “journalism”, probably

Dude can’t even run a glorified message board… How the fuck does he think he’s gonna run a post-apocalyptic society?

Ackman said he was “gravely concerned” because he believed the left-wing candidate’s policies would be disastrous, triggering an exodus of the wealthy that would endanger New York’s public services by hollowing out its tax base.

Fake fucking news. Well all know the wealthy don’t pay taxes.

Dont worry, Zuckerberg will find a way to funnel another few million dollars into one of Trump’s new scams and suddenly WhatsApp will be a-okay.