How funny would it be for them to instead vote to kick England out of the UK? “We’re mostly fine with maintaining our unification under a monarchy, but (and we can’t stress this enough) fuck England’s politicians with an unlubed rake.”

In the old game Ultima 7, you could use clean cloth on a baby to create a soiled diaper and then throw it at literally anyone to make them panic and run away in fear of you. This included dragons.