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It’s not Putin who banned something, guns were historically harder to own in Russia, and USSR before.
And gun ownership doesn’t really help in the US right now. People sit with their guns being quiet.

Even in Russia, people are not being shot on the streets: detained, beaten up, etc - yes (I’m not saying this is good of course), but not shot. The US quickly took the lead in some of the dystopian stuff.

“Rape”, not “assault”

Quite noticeable

The end is near, eat your pants!

Oh, ok, I just wrongly assumed.

You could probbaly hit some stones once or twice, but generally, dead or alive, you would “arrive” more or less in one piece, you are not falling from a plane. That Garmin thing would probably be on a belt or backpack strap

Things like that are built to sustain much higher damage

Ok, so his surname, “Tselykh”, can be translated as [one of] “complete”, or “undamaged”, so it checks out

Well fuck me for not living in the US, right?

Of course there are fucking details attached! Ukraine is quite attached to its territory and survival, Greenland is attached to Denmark, healthcare and social security, Canada and Mexico are attached to the idea of not having an asshole neighbour. It’s like every situation has reasons under it, what a surprise!

Leslie “Embezze” Celebrezze

Or he is a narcissist and never thinks he will be judged by anyone in or outside court?

Vlad is Vladislav
Vladimir is Vova
yeah, weird, i know

It doesn’t count as those are not people!

“I’m not starting wars, I’m ending them!”