America: come for the sights; stay because you don’t have a key to the four-by-four chicken wire cage you’re pissing blood in after being repeatedly smashed in the kidneys with a rifle butt.

When he got elected I thought “maybe he’s the dose of poison that’ll force them to throw up the whole damn mess”.

If they’re not already motivated by what Trump is doing to the country they may be hopeless cases.

And the US government is made up of who? Elected by who? For the presumed benefit of who?

Yeah, Japanese parents think it’s healthy for babies to be scared to tears by sumo wrestlers. Am I a bad person for thinking it’s hilarious?

If you think Australia or New Zealand are joining an attack on Canada, you’re very much mistaken.

Looking forward to forgetting these guys exist.

“Everyone knows you can’t learn math unless you have an abacus!”

I know this is an exaggeration for emphasis… but people who learn the abacus method are faster and more accurate at basic addition.

American corporations: “how can we monetize this”.