But seriously, wear a helmet. I just saw an elderly dude crash with a young lady, both on bikes, today in Harderwijk. He was bleeding from his head, and he wasn’t even going fast

Erdogan is afraid of competition, or how we call it in Europe: democracy

Social democrats of Europe: «why won’t voters vote for us??»

Because you’re either corrupt or you do the exact same shit as conservatives would do. Or both!

The Norwegian government will offer eggs, and we will only ask for the state of New York or as we like to call it: Nye Jorvik. The citizens of Nye Jorvik will enjoy all the benefits from a stabile, functioning social democracy.

What would be really cool, was if the kid didn’t belong to a Tibetan buddhist family. It was just some random kid in rural Alabama. Think about it: “We have found the 15th Dalai Lama! It’s a boy called Billybob Jackson”

I don’t envy a kid who suddently gets chosen to be the head of a religion.