I did an 18m cliff jump from a deep water solo climb into the sea.
Took so long I thought I’d missed the sea. Opened my eyes to see what was happening and the sea was right there saying “surprise!”.
I burst most of the blood vessels in both my eyes.

It hurts so much. I hope the people who voted no are looking at what’s happening and thinking “oops” I was wrong. But that’s not likely.