This is like the 4th promise of destruction.

I pulled that number out my ass but you get the idea

I’ve been doing dynamic pricing in Walmart for years. I go in ready to pay for stuff but end up walking out with meat in my pants. The prices become free while I’m in the store

only if youre drunk

Cheese activates the same part the brain as heroin 🤷

He thought he could get iran to sign an NDA to keep raping them. Ha!

Following in pistorius foot steps hehe