Who could have possibly guessed?

Don’t worry, at least the billionaire parasites and their offspring will survive in their underground shelters!

Sorry, Amazon has billions more free speech tickets than you do

I mean I’m all for these idiots spiraling down into LLM driven psychosis, at least that makes their insanity plainly visible instead of cloaked behind a thin veneer of futurism over tech billionaire feudalism

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!

Every time I see that emoji all I see is someone deep throating an orc

Sounds like they made bomb pizza

Only illegal if you’re driving your phone

So they’re providing free cremation services now eh?

Meanwhile we’ve got ~respectable moderates~ like Quisling Schumer popping a semi at the mere thought of bombing Iran

Thanks Obama!

I guess they took “DUI training” literally

Uhh, no thanks, I like my genitals disease free

You just have to overflow your casino balance back into the positive

I absolutely can’t wait to see the carnage in the stock market tomorrow morning

The White House presents: Easter brought to you by Nabisco!

The Pacific States of America has a nice ring to it

Canada is running down the funding sources behind the freedom convoy. A bunch of involved domestic groups have been officially labelled domestic terrorists meaning everyone involved in funding them is on the hook. A whole bunch of that money was laundered through far right wing supporters in the US.

CA here, I’d like to be able to afford healthcare thanks. Our GDP would help Canada tremendously, it’s a fair trade.

Canada got serious about pursuing the money behind the freedom convoy and designated a bunch of those groups as domestic terrorists. By law Canada can go after everyone who funded them which, unsurprisingly, is largely Russia via right wing organizations in the US.