Is ICE going to start targeting fat people for deportation next?

And in case anyone is unfamiliar with Hakeem Jefferies: He’s Black, not Mexican. The sombrero didn’t make sense in the original post either.

Brazilian imports, including coffee, beef and other products

We’ve found Republicans’ limit: Don’t fuck with people’s coffee.

I backed that Kickstarter. I guess I should have paid more attention to what happened afterwards.

USA Today’s post is more detailed, and it’s clearer about this being temporary:

The classic coffee brand introduced the limited-edition Maxwell Apartment canister on National Coffee Day, Sept. 29, and a few more are still up for grabs on Amazon.

Customers can still purchase the regular Maxwell House coffee canisters online and at grocery stores. Maxwell Apartment is a part of a limited-time marketing campaign.

If this is the case then why’d he claim that it was a “desperate lie” that a nude woman appeared on his TV?

MAGA people aren’t exactly known for reacting reasonably.

No, he’ll blame the firings on the Democrats too.

The TV thing has been resolved:

But the investigators confirmed that the complaint was true; a TV in the office did in fact show the images in question, including the “chiropractic table.” The naked women did not come from anyone’s secret stash of pornography, however; they came from Jackie Chan’s 1985 film The Protector.

But why was The Protector showing on a TV in a state office building at all? Investigators came to find out that the Samsung smart TV in question—recently installed in the office—had been set up in such a way that it defaulted to showing Samsung TV Plus Channel 1204, the “Movie Hub Action.” (You can see Samsung’s full list of TV Plus streaming channels here.) And at the time of the state board meeting, Movie Hub Action was streaming The Protector. How and why the TV was turned on or switched to this streaming channel isn’t clear, but the whole thing appears to be an absolutely bizarre accident.

Anybody know when the rising sea levels caused by the climax “hoax” will put Mar-a-Lago under water?

Kid Rock is probably going to try to put together a show in California now, just because Newsom said he couldn’t.

A rich American asshole’s superyacht would be a good test subject.

If Kash died they’d hire someone just as awful but maybe a bit more competent.

They might just tell her she did use Tylenol while pregnant, she just forgot/took it without knowing.

You left out why this came up:

Shreveport — the most populous city in the northwest Louisiana district that Johnson has represented since 2017 — has a higher crime rate than D.C. and outpaces the state of Louisiana as a whole, according to FBI Uniform Crime Reporting statistics. CrimeRate, an independent analysis of crime statistics, deems Shreveport’s violent crime as being “higher versus other cities of the same size.”

“FBI statistics, actually, [show] violent crime per 100,000 residents higher in Shreveport last year than Washington, D.C.,” CNN’s John Berman told Johnson on air Friday.

If DC’s crime is bad enough to require the National Guard, why not Shreveport?

“Awful person” it is.

I’m going to assume this guy is either an awful person or an idiot, because who else would proudly announce they’re going to run as a Republican for a US House seat in Texas so soon after the state Republicans pushed through their Trump-mandated redistricting?

There was a man on the old logo and no man on the new logo. Totally woke.

When the Supreme Court let Trump fire people he wasn’t supposed to be able to fire, they went out of their way to say the Fed is different, somehow more independent than the other “independent” agencies whose independence they’ve taken away.

Maybe they should sue the federal government for not enforcing the TikTok ban that was supposed to take effect months ago.

It’s even worse when you consider that the Senate parliamentarian ruled that they couldn’t invalidate the waivers using the Congressional Review Act, and then they did it anyway.