“A woman is only fertile during about 5 days each lunar cycle. Unfortunately those days are the most fun but the other 24 are safer.”

Can confirm that these are the best days to get wiggy with it - ask me how I know…kids.

The immigrants are not taking our jobs, we are shedding job roles because the immigrants are no longer around to fill them. This is a self-imposed recession attributable to one orange baboon.

No, it was this officer’s greatest joy to be relieved of command by a puny puke who will soon be rung up on charges by the ICC. He spoke truth to power as was his duty and now he is free of the consequences of his commander’s choices. I’m sure he will drink a toast to the incarceration and eventual firing squad awaiting Hegseth and subordinates for war crimes.

You seem cool, wanna PM to see if we can be friends /s

Thanks for the heads up. Must have taken a minute to federate the change, I can see it now. Appreciate your civil response versus…, you know.

Stupid paywall that 12ft.io couldn’t break but, honestly, I’m grateful because the article probably had direct quotes from MTG which would have obviously been upsetting so I’m glad I missed it. Thanks, OP, for making the content unavailable!