Absolute Sinema

May your left nut grow and prosper.

…but not too much or else you should get that checked 😂

Child: Mom, can we have Miniluv from the dystopian novel Nineteen-Eighty Four?
Mom: We have Miniluv from the dystopian novel Nineteen-Eighty Four at home.
Miniluv from the dystopian novel Nineteen-Eighty Four at home:

So MAGA actually stands for Make America Subservient To Russian And Israeli Interests? Who woulda tohunkit

Quacklifications by a quack administration

“The chosen people” once again casually committing crime against humanity in broad daylight.

That hart isn’t rine, it’s schwarz.

Quick reaction forces, you say? Like, lightning quick, with double ⚡⚡s? /S

Yeah they’re changing course… To go upwards even faster. 🤦‍♂️

👤Efisyensi📈

because finally the things going on (Gazan genocide), the perpetrator (satan bibi) and the #1 supporter (the US administration) has all become intolerable all at once.

If I have a nickel every time…

🪦

Here lies 1A

Until the IOF says the DW journalist was hummus. What then?

Comrade Krasnov doing a fastastic job for his droogs

This is not an evidence-based administration, period

Inb4 the Don decided to “clean House”