

At least one banana and some duct tape should cover it…
I am not a robot. I promise.


At least one banana and some duct tape should cover it…


Meh, I was playing with magnets in kindergarten. Supervised of course though, both at home and in school, but even if I wasn’t supervised, I never felt the urge to eat them (or eat Lego or other random non-edible stuff for that matter).
Magnets are a strange wonder that tends to perk our natural human curiosity. While I totally agree that kids shouldn’t handle magnets unsupervised, still the kid was 13?! I’ll never understand it, but there is the condition called Pica, basically the urge to eat random non-food items…
I have no idea really, but bigger questions come to mind, like does the kid already have a history of eating stupid things, why did they eat so many, how did the kid order them from Temu, did the parent(s) approve the order, how did they get into New Zealand where they’re apparently banned…?
🤷
At least the kid is still alive. 👍


Ah, yeah I get what you mean by toys, yeah they can definitely be fun to play with, responsibly though!
The kid is lucky to be alive, but they just had to learn an obvious lesson the hard way huh? 🤦


The 5mm x 2mm magnets had attached and aligned in 4 distinct rows, in different areas of the intestines, and the rows had attached to each other between the different areas of the intestines, causing some intestinal necrosis which had to be removed as well.
I’m pretty sure they weren’t magnets within toys, but rather just the plain magnets by themselves. Neodymium magnets no less, the powerful modern ones.
Kinda helps to read the article yo, but yeah the kid did a real dumdum there, almost like they were looking for the most excruciating Darwin Award.


And he’ll forever be known as the magniot, aka magnetic idiot. 🤦


Simple answer: Eat the rich.


Life Pro Twist: If you wanna protest, you can leave your phone at home, and wear a mask or makeup…


I can’t confirm or deny, you might be right. Dude scrapped that car ages ago. I think it was an early 90’s 2 door Honda, stick shift. 🤷


Good. I’m tired of wondering if someone says they own a Soul, whether it’s a Kia Soul or a Honda Soul…


Freedom!
What the fuck, he’s finally free after he died?
Look, I can have a variety of opinions, but still this sounds rather fucked up.


Yes indeed, they all work in different frequencies of the electromagnetic spectrum, AKA radio frequencies.


Did I miss anything?


Hidden radios aren’t even hidden anymore, they’re most likely in your hand right now…


Efforts to influence witnesses?
At what point is a witness no longer a witness, but actually an accomplice? 🤔
Probably somewhere when they got paid to keep quiet…


Oh fuck…
Well shit fire and fuck me running!
Well hot damn!


Homie, where I’m from, beer is cheaper than good clean filtered water, and is far safer than plain tap water.
Yes I drink beer. No I do not have SNAP benefits. Even if I did, I live in a state where you cannot purchase beer with SNAP.
If someone can just riddle me why the hell beer is cheaper than filtered water, and do something about that, I’ll gladly switch back to water.


What the fuck does nicotine have anything to do with this discussion?
I just got threatened by a guest in my own apartment for looking to recycle old lithium batteries today.
Ain’t no fucking body trying to buy cigarettes off of SNAP.
You can literally go fuckoff.


This is true in Mississippi as well, you can’t use SNAP benefits to buy hot food.
I have however heard that some locations manage to circumvent this by technically selling the food while still cold before it’s cooked, then going ahead and cooking it for you anyways.


Fun fact: At least in Louisiana, possibly some other states as well, you can actually buy beer with SNAP benefits.
Not saying I approve of that, SNAP is intended to buy food and water, just saying that’s a thing in some states. 🤷
Still, if I had SNAP benefits (I don’t, but I have before), it’s none of Turnip’s business if I wanted to get a 6 pack of beer.
Yet RFK Jr. couldn’t diagnose his own brain worm… 🤔
Don’t get me wrong, this dolphin thing most likely has merit, but how long before Diaper Donnie and Captain Brainworm shut this study down?