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Israel will complain that Hamas is using human shields on their nuclear testing sites.

Everyone who has died has at one point in their life ingested dihydrogenmonoxide. Look it up!

One of the all time greats. Rest in peace

Not needed. They just have to say he was influenced by ” radical trans antifa ideology”

It’s not only wrong - it’s evil. The worst form of evil.

When you can’t attack the opponent: attack the voters.

That will work out

Soon in some article:

” Investigations found that Tyler often wrote ’gg’. We don’t know what it means, but it could have connections to the alt-right Groyper movement”

You’re not a true MAGA unless you’ve seen the Epstein files

Their feelings don’t care about the facts

“There is no safe level of alcohol consumption” isn’t the most helpful piece of information.

It’s mostly to bust the myth that there’s some level of alcohol consumption that’s actually beneficial for the health. You should never pretend that alcohol is good for your health.

No one can die of hunger if they’ve already been bombed to death

If it was real, why would they have such expensive and easily breakable furniture in their apartment? It’s just asking for trouble.

There should be a maximum repair fee for individual furniture.

They will stay silent about his eventual passing. He won’t make any public appearances, but they will insist that he’s alive and well. Anything else is just democrat propaganda.

Occasionally he will show up in AI generated speeches.

That’s why you should stay inside where there’s AC. Preferably by a slots machine.

It’s the art of the deal

Next week he will brag about how he made a tremendous deal, and lower the tariffs as a result. What tremendous deal he made will be left unspecified, but Fox News will use this opportunity to report how great of a deal maker he is.

I did my part now!

1. Deliberately put your own house on fire.
2. Let it burn!
3. Nvm, let’s put out these flames.
4. Brag about how you saved the house from destruction.

Art of the deal!

What’s the point of having a congress if the president just signs executive orders?

This is only a dip if Trump somehow start to make sane decisions for the economy. So far he has only been doubling down on his insanity.