War never changes.

There really is an xkcd for everything.

its*

Please.

One good punch to the nads and I think that moron would turn to dust like a Thanos snap.

Unconscionable.

Usually when I see slamming on the internet I have to use incognito mode.

Punk af

lose*

What a true patriot looks like.

That man has too many amino strings in his DNA that resembles fish DNA.

DSQ

Please. I want to buy a new car soon and it’s almost certainly going to be Japanese.

You forgot the 🌎

I just made the switch. It was so easy!

McGregor is a cunt.

Yep. I watched the Four Nations games.

Having a for-profit prison system was a bad choice.

Who could have seen it coming ?

My barking at people is protected under the first amendment.

He’d better not come in my yard or I’ll put him there.

You’d be irritable, too, if you had to run an entire country while swimming around in shit flooding your adult diaper.