Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

shouldn’t there be an easy fix to this madness? just give trump a bright shiny trophy and tell him he earned it all by himself, like a big boy

i just got a vision of a future headline

“House Democrat Legislation Fails to Abolish ICE”

i’m literally nostradamus

let me look up how to say “make greenland great again” in west greenlandic

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that might be hard to fit on a hat

im gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice