You’re right. I’m giving the clowns too much credit.

They got $50k sign on. They started with a years earnings. Wonder if the motivation for that is a situation exactly like this?

I think they completely fucked up by going after the rioters. In my opinion, every one of them has an ironclad defense. Imagine for a second that, instead of living in a fox News fantasy world where up is down and the sky is orange, they just lived under a rock for 4 years and lean right:

The president they voted for told them the election was stolen. They’re just pions. He has access to intel that they do not. Who are they to question his claim? He’s the fuckin president! The left must be stealing the election!

In the fantasy where that is true, storming the capitol kind of is the correct move. They cut off the wrong end of the snake.

I’ve thought about this a lot since Luigi. The power of these alt reality movements is derived from their mouthpieces. Without their army of apologists, every ridiculous lie sounds as stupid as it is and always was.

Being a professional shill/propagandist for these people should be one of the most dangerous jobs in the world, and I’m surprised that’s not the case. So, smart move on Ben. He should hang up the towel, and find a real job.

Now, if employment does a 180 in August, he’s going to have a real hard time selling it. What an incompetent loon.

Nice. My bank lets me pick my own questions, too. The answers are a transformation of the question which, itself, is just some ASCII. My wife uses the same login for the bank, and she hates it.

Now, you got me thinking. I could make the questions cryptographic hashes that I decrypt to an answer. My wife is going to kill me.

I had the same exact thought. I was thinking water balloons filled with soda or something. Or… eggs.

Wtf… Everyone, fuckin watch that^

It’s got to be. Listening to NPR has spoiled me to the point where I can’t listen to regular music stations anymore because of the commercials.