If it would have been somewhere else:

Day one:

Day three:

So that diplomats can do the twist on Trumps balls?

Just print a toothpaste gun

Kim: the best socialist paradise in the world (for me).

because he couldn’t afford to live on land

Limo?

Does the ICBMs look like a big

Hello computer!

Strip searched by a bald bearded middle aged guy with too much eye liner and an affinity for sofas?

Yep, looks more like Temu than like Amazon.