That actually makes a lot of sense. A conventional crash is sooo 20th century.

I know the stock market lives in a different dimension but it will be unreal again to see today how the markets shrug off this train wreck.

Yea wtf sorry this happened to you mate, and fuck you mod

Biggest stock surge since October 2008 too, reeks of market shorting. Wish I was rich and morally bankrupt enough to profit off this.