

Bingo… This shouldn’t touch mainstream news until it’s been reviewed and reproduced.
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…


Bingo… This shouldn’t touch mainstream news until it’s been reviewed and reproduced.


Why not? He’s already working on bread lines.


All this tells me that there’s now a cloning service that caters to the bourgeoisie…


Hey… What’s my nose doing on the floor!? It was just on my face a minute ago!
Why’s this bloody knife in my hand? I couldn’t have done this… Could I? No… I don’t think so.
I should check it for fingerprints. What!? Only my prints are on it!?
Stranger and stranger…


This is the part when you hire a lawyer and start suing everyone for everything you can…


Or just go to the store and get a cup of icing… Mix in some extra corn starch, warm it up, whip it until it’s fluffy. Probably a similar experience… Sounds disgusting either way.


I’ll just leave this here…



My coworker gave me the same spiel and keeps complaining about how the local shoprite is too expensive and she won’t shop there anymore. My office is so hopped up on copium that I just don’t bother anymore.


Child rape… Specificity is important there.


Man, I know that feeling… Been stuck in this state for years. I’d have moved back to my home town with my wife years ago, but our parents and the rest of my wife’s family are here.
Also, not giving me much confidence about my vacation to TN in 2 weeks!


It really is. It’s just sad that something so painfully obvious needs to be stated as a “likelyhood” rather than black and white fact.


In other news, the sky is blue.


Wondering how long before we have our own Kristallnacht and Trump goes full Final Solution…


Nah, in the sand on a beach, up to his neck. Just past the high tide mark at low tide.





Don’t encourage them… This timeline is dystopian enough. I’d rather we didn’t add The Running Man to the list of fucked up shit going on.


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Has anyone seen his shoulders lately? It’s been a long time since that shirtless pic of him riding a horse…



What they actually met up for was to discuss the epstein files.
Even if it did go away, it wouldn’t matter… Price goes up, price stays up. That’s how a disregulated economy works.