I mean I’m not going to throw shade at pot smokers but if you can explain to your niece why your jacket smells funny, you can explain why that other kid has two moms.

Yup they’ve been huffing that “meritocracy” paint thinner for too long, a term which used to be sarcastic but everyone seems to have forgotten that part…

I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do besides pose for reaction photos when the stock market does something. Basically professional mourners but for capitalism.

Michael: GOB, get rid of the Seaward

Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready

So…just a C?

Ah yes the fucking police, who are famously un-unionized.

I would feel better about this if America didn’t have so many nukes…

Tariffs got us into this mess and, by god tariffs will get us out of it!

It hurt itself in its confusion

Here we goooo!

Spiderman pointing at doc oc then

Spidermen pointing

Yeah adult convert, which unless you’re like marrying a catholic, tend to be the weird Mel Gibson brand.

Excommunicate Vance then, you fucking cowards

Turn that a-hole’s k-hole into a black hole

Maybe…if he does it underwater. Until the bubbles stop. Or on an active runway after firing more air traffic controllers.

Yeah someone needs to vomit on this dude. Go eat 30-40 flapjacks at the mcds and just letter rip

Also idk if they got their starts on Oprah specifically, but Marianne Wilkinson and Deepak Chopra. She’s like patient zero of woo woo bullshit.

THIS IS DIVINE RETRIBUTION FOR ELECTING THE ANTICHRIST!!! REPENT HEATHENS!!!

idk I don’t speak southern

Cheaper to tool up and expropriate the landlord’s manor house. Papa Mao bless