I’m out here and will def help run those ass backwards fucks over to Idaho

Assuming local anesthetic was used to minimize the pain, a cut to the femoral artery might do it quickly. Google search says it only takes 3-5 minutes, sometimes less depending on the severity of the cut. Might be able to hasten things if you cut the femoral in each leg, too

(Should be obv, but this excludes Zelenskyy)

Edit: wtf why is it so hard to insert gifs

American here, and it is a huge hope of mine that other nations develop new business/economic relations to replace those held with the US. I want those witless troglodytes who were crying about grocery and gas prices to watch as Trump fucks them right in their wallets and walks back every other stupid shallow empty promise he made them. So please, have no mercy on American products. Cut us off. Starve the cancer.

Edit to add: also if you guys are still serious about taking WA, OR, and CA, I will help you, haha