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Got to give them a hand. They really found a vast and **untapped **(emphasis) market.

Source? I mean this was a joke and doesn’t matter but w/e.

This sounds like something Trump would say, actually.

After saying the war could go on for a while.

Does it come with extra airbags or an eject button?

Repression is what does it. Check out Japan after our puritanical takeover. They’re… different now.

I don’t talk to my friends this casually.

If I said “very complete, pretty much” I’m pretty sure they’d bring me to the hospital for a stroke.

This is just me being a crazy pants but why would you build your school next to a missile silo/military base?

Probably a turf war. Don’t mess with the jews.

Or don’t and cancel your subscription.

Also, our troops are now acting out squid game.

Oopsie Poopsie we murdered 200 kids.

Throw away the key these genetics are defective.

MTL

She was discarded like a condom at Charlie Sheen’s house.

Bad Trump 1984 version: “We have always been at war with SNL.”

“Truth Socials is peace. Schools is slavery. Fossil Fuels is strength.”

They’re not smart enough to do that. It’s a poor facsimile.

This is basically just a UPS store with better dressed employees and cheating as satire.

Is it because they’re incompetent?