Hurling Subway sandwiches at cops is probably the best use of them. They aren’t fit for human consumption

Jane was a class act, a total bad ass, and a huge inspiration for a little nature nerd (like I was at 6).

Sad to see her go, but she’s left a huge mark on science and conservation and inspired thousands.

Now I’m a big nature nerd, and work to save it. Thanks for the guiding light, Jane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyBTNFKQ_Q

sorry my link was broken

Honestly, they inadvertently made it better, and certainly made it more poignant

You got to admit if you didn’t want to get shot, visiting a US school was a bad idea.

Yeah but he has the benefit of being a decent human, so people don’t actively want him dead

I saw a video out of Australia of two big guys trying to beat up a guy who was trying to defend himself with a knife. One of the gets stuck in the neck and dies instantly. It was like watching a real life horror movie.

The internet is a terrible place

Thanks, this one works. It’s graphic, though sadly I’ve seen worse videos when combat footage from Ukraine was first coming out.

I’ll take Russian Asset for 1000, Alex.

song as old as time
Tale as old as rhyme
Capitalism and the disease

Mom?

This is a brilliant comment - thanks for the laugh

I don’t know why, but this immediately popped into my head:

We can do this with wet wipes, but carbon is a bridge too far?

Easily the weirdest demonstration of the. ‘polluter pays’ principle

I’ve seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.

Tetanus resistance lasts 10 years. Make sure you’re up to date, or you can die an agonizing death which they can do nothing about.

this could be you!

I’m prepping my measles blankets right now. Those unvaxxed nazis don’t stand a chance!

Funny, wonder where trump got that idea.

Nooo they wouldn’t fleece us at the first opportunity, not a chance /s

Insist on doing everything through ‘channels.’ Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.”

“Make ‘speeches.’ Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your ‘points’ by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate ‘patriotic’ comments.”

“Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.”

“Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.”

“>‘Misunderstand’ orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.”

“In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers of poor machines.”

“To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.”

“Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.”

“Multiply paperwork in plausible ways.”

“Make mistakes in quantities of material when you are copying orders. Confuse similar names. Use wrong addresses.”

“Work slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your job”

“Pretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once. Or pretend that you are particularly anxious to do your work, and pester the foreman with unnecessary questions.”

“Snarl up administration in every possible way. Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.

TLDR: be your typical middle manager