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Seeing a lot of hate for their food… I haven’t been to a subway in probably over a decade (or two, even…), but I don’t remember them being bad. Overpriced maybe, but once the sub is actually in your hands it’s alright, isn’t it?
Or did they enshittify since then? …actually stupid question, every fucking fast food chain has enshittified since then.
15·5 days agoElon’s got quite the tricep workout figured out.
55·11 days agoSorry Ukraine - didn’t mean to let our trash blow into your yard.
Please kill him swiftly before he has the chance to do any tangible damage to your nation. May his corpse nourish a few sunflowers.
It really is a slap in the dick that climate collapse according to the livable ranges for human life, seems to equate to a climate utopia for some of this planet’s worst creatures.
Like… If we’re gonna create an apocalypse anyway, is it really too much to ask to fuck the planet in a way that makes mosquitoes extinct before humans??
Leading up to the election:
Frantically trying to explain that if you put your hand in the fire, you’re going to get burnt.
The election:
“Stupid snowflake librul cuk! Would it trigger you if I do… this!?” puts hand in fire
Since election:
“Ow! My hand!!” 😢
Psshhhhh. That’s so 2010s. We’re spending all of our money on avocado toast these days.
Millennial here. Maybe if I work hard and save up, someday I’ll be able to afford to live in a van down by the river.
…whetever. Just demolish the whole fucking thing. The whitehouse and office of the President are lost.
So this vid is regarding bacteria, not viruses like measles, but it’s an insanely good illustration of just how quickly evolution happens on a microscopic scale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plVk4NVIUh8
This is why finishing your entire antibiotic prescription is so important even if you feel better after it’s half way done: if there are a few remaining cells that are less susceptible to the drug, you want to really overwhelm them so they’re fully dead. Allow them to recover and multiply, and you just bred up a new strain of superbug. We don’t give them a bridge of progressively higher doses for them to adapt to, we go straight to dropping nukes.
So back to viruses. These antivax dipshits are basically offering themselves and their children up as petri dishes for the virus to not just thrive in, but to mutate in. If a single one of those microscopic fuckers mutates in a way that bypasses your immune defenses granted by a vaccine, then we’re literally one sneeze away from being back to square one with no measles vaccine, cuz the one we have just become obsolete. Fast forward a few months worth of spreading from host to host in a world full of international travel, and boom, there’s our next global pandemic.
The decision to vaccinate or not is NOT a personal choice: it’s a communal one. Even ignoring the outliers like immunocompromised people who rely on herd immunity, choosing not to vaccinate is rolling the dice for the fates of literally everyone. No needle is that scary - just fucking do it.
This antivax shit is some of the most maliciously selfish nonsense that humans are capable of.
As a 'murican, I think it’s high time we did something to fix this.
votes in a few more Nazis
Huh… well that didn’t work. Maybe if we try… this!
even more Nazis
🤷♀️ Well we tried everything.
What a slap in the face to those who actually earned that level of recognition.
Dang, I guess selling shit that you can get for half the price across the street just isn’t a good business model. No one could have seen that coming!
There’s always vigilante justice.
To recover the gold, we must slay the dragon.
…the past couple (or like… 7) decades must have been absolutely maddening.
Rest well ma’am.
Violence is how we beat the Nazis the first time. If there’s a cleaner option that’s actually feasible, then yes please… but failing that, cutting the head off the snake is a pretty tried and true method. And if it grows back, cut that one off too - they’ll get the message eventually.
…said the Nazi to the Jew.