Ah yes, this is how it could play out.

MId term elections - Democracts take the house.
Republicans “We had to shut down the government because the Democrats won’t give us what we want.”
January 2027 rolls around.
Democracts “So when are going to get the new congress sworn in?”
Republicans “We never formally closed the previous session and since the government is shut down. We can’t do that. So, we’re just going to stay in power.”
Democracts “You can’t do that.”
Republicans “We are and we already showed you that will do it with Adelita Grijalva.”

Cornell’s endowment is approximately $10 billion.

Capitalism demands that Walmart goes out and gets that $2 billion back even if it is chump change.

Come on that’s unfair for Randy Andy, Prince of the Nonces. Sweaty Boy Andy can’t be a real prince anymore. That’s worse than prison.

A shame that was covered up by the 13th amendment.

I like to think as the surgeons were removing the magnets they asked themselves “Magnets, how do they work?”

Let’s completely ignore how Republicans have been rat fucking elections.

Nancy is still a young, spry spring chicken at 85!

Andrew Cuomo supporters really showing that they belong with the Republicans.

whether it no longer applies now that Andy is no longer a “Prince”.

Randy Andy is the Prince of the Nonces.

Due to a bureaucratic oversight, you were suppose to report to Sweatshop 12 on the weekend. As this error has been deemed to be your fault by Grok. As Grok has made a determination on this, you have been given even more time to show company/government appreciation.

Remember, a happy worker appreciates their boss.

It would be very based if Ben & Jerry would name their ice cream “Israel is Committing Genocide”, “War Crimes by Israel”, and “Oh look! The World is Enabling Genocide of the Palestinian people”.

If America saw what America was doing to America, then America would invade America to liberate America.

That would be the lie America would tell everyone. The real reason would be that America wants to loot America’s natural resources.

ICE “He only has six broken ribs so far.”

That was fucking dark. Bravo for nailing the joke.

I think calling it Trump Child Rape Room hits that brevity sweet spot.

Damn, those Republicans are great at managing the government’s finances.*

*This a scarstic comment

First you get the caps. Then you get the power.

Whew. So glad we elected Labour Conservative Labour.

Girlbossing shitty policies.