‘I know He is your friend’

                                    Ricky Gervis

Hey man, I dress all black because I’m a ninja, that’s part of my heritage

Those evil cubans with their Mojito invasion

Are they going after the bad guys that are bombing schools or desalination plants?

Being a pedo is a pre-requirement for this guys?

book me for another 2 next wek

I paid extra to avoid a connection in an US airport

I’m going to make a super snarky meme, that will teach him