NutWrench

Trump touted on his Truth Social platform Wednesday that Walmart’s Thanksgiving dinner this year was “down 25% since under Sleepy Joe Biden!”

Can you believe the balls on this a$$hole?

But you don’t understand! He felt the impact of the sandwich through his body armor!

Sandwich Guy is my Hero.

Harlan also wanted the episode “City on the Edge of Forever” to be WAY darker but that was not the kind of universe Gene was making. Harlan was a difficult guy to work with.

Yup. You’d think that a people for whom the words “never again” carry special significance would understand the irony of carrying out genocide.

“Open Relationships” are what you do when you don’t take sex (or intimacy in general) seriously. It doesn’t end well.

Unless it involved keeping terrorists like ICE out of the neighborhood, I’m gonna call bullsh*t on that.

“Should have bought a baguette.”

Yup. I might not be fine with the way Charlie Kirk died but that quote proves that Charlie Kirk was fine with the way Charlie Kirk died.

This is going to be a throne room, no matter what Trump calls it publicly.

The only ones terrorizing Chicago is ICE.

Where was security during all this? Was there NO camera coverage on that part of the building? This is The Louvre, not a pawn shop. All the reporters keeps saying this is “the crime of the century” to which I say, “well yeah, but that’s only because your awful security made that possible!”

Things with historical value are worth far more than the cost of their raw materials. These are crown jewels, not copper pipe being sold by meth addicts.

ISS said that while the board’s goal was to retain Musk because of his “track record and vision”, the 2025 pay package “locks in extraordinarily high pay opportunities over the next ten years” and “reduces the board’s ability to meaningfully adjust future pay levels.”

You’re gonna f*cking give it to him, aren’t you?

You know, when your CEO wants a TRILLION dollar compensation package, you should be using words like “unacceptable”, “ridiculous” and “insane” NOT “gosh, this is a real head-scratcher. How are we going to make this work?”

Jones’ lawyers had warned in the filing last week that if the case was not put on hold, “InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed."

Yeah? And? That would be bad for YOU I guess, but that’s not a legal argument. The trial is over and the judgement has already been made.

All I know is that I’m not paying $5 a bag for their stale chips.

Yeah, it’s called a “Most Wanted” list. It’s where criminals end up when they break the law often enough.

[Miller] "They have nothing behind them. So we are gonna win, they’re gonna lose.”

“They” live in a city of over 600,000 people in a nation that hates you, with access to hundreds of millions of firearms. YOU’VE got your adorable little 50 arrests, 20 confiscated firearms and a steady supply of “let’s kill em all bullsh*t” You haven’t thought this through.

Google renamed Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” to suck up to Trump a long time ago. Use a better search engine. I recommend either DuckDuckGo or SearX.