As consolation, Zachariah was allowed to give President Trump one last HJ before being escorted by security from the White House.

Make America Hospitalized Again

Yeah, they are going need those here at home for any states insubordinate enough to attempt participation in fair and democratic elections

What, me worry?

B.

‘Shocking!’ Said no one.

This corruption was PERFECT

That’s right, Iran! Any day now we might decide to start trying to win!

Is Big Balls the one who hit his ass beat by some teenagers?

That’s what got him killed?

Huh, all this time, I thought it was from being an asshole.

Stripper wells are wells that didn’t get enough love and support from their fathers.

GOP gonna GOP

It sure be nice to go like 2 whole hours without reading something TERRIFYING!!!

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Narrator: It wasn’t

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

Smithers, release the hounds 👏

I want off this Timeline!!!