I’m actually pleasantly surprised to find out he’s still alive and there wasn’t some mysterious hand waving to cover up his “misplacement”

It’s a trap

There are two Tesla dealerships within 15 minutes of my house. Both lots are filled with cyber trucks. Nearby, there’s a mostly-empty office complex that has another 25+ cyber trucks in the parking lot, clearly being used for overflow. Crazy.

I think I just filled out my keyword bingo card from that headline alone

The problem isn’t using credit cards, but using credit. Put whatever you want on the card, just pay it off on time

Huh, it really IS the sequel