Murse

We’ll see. Gen Z males showed up in force to vote for Trump in the 2024 election. Some of the younger ones are alright, but others are doing the whole Hitler Youth thing. Overall I couldn’t tell you if they’re any more or less shitty than any other generation, but their voting record isn’t off to a great start.

Never eat meat that looks like an oil slick

Beef and probably other red meats can get an oil-slick appearance pretty quickly from certain packaging. My very first job was grocery, part of which in the meat dept. This was always something that struck as odd: we’d get fresh (like bright red, truly fresh beef) that I’d personally cut and load it into those foam trays and plastic-wrap them. Come back the next day, and the trays I assembled would have this weird chromatic glisten like an oil slick, like they were starting to rot despite being on the shelf (refrigerated) for a single night. Dude in charge of the meat dept said it was something to do with it being sealed off from oxygen - it’d go away when cooked, and is totally fine to eat. (this could be total bullshit - but taking his word at face value. Grain of salt)

Actual rot has a similar chromatic glisten, but kinda permeates deeper into the tissue. When in doubt, the smell test will tell you everything you need to know.

Edit - getting downvotes, so just to clarify: I’m talking about mostly normal looking meat, but with that kind of multi-colored oily looking sheen. In NO WAY am I defending that strip of fucking road tar on the tray in OP’s photo.

I think JD Vance should stay out of US affairs.

Surely this time people will stop talking about the Epstein files…

…I mean, we’re still stuck with a king, sooo…

Shouldn’t there be two guys behind Mitch’s corpse, too?

“…oh, the order was for morphine? I misread it as a 1L IV bolus of bleach. My bad, won’t happen again.”

An acceptable outcome nonetheless.

The cure is the same regardless of the name of the Nazi.

The cure is the same for that disease, too. Preserving one Nazi from fear of the next is not the approach we need. Kill enough of them and they’ll eventually get the message.

Every single person in the US military swore an oath to defend the Constitution from all threats foreign and domestic. Thus far, they’ve chosen to just bend over and follow the domestic threat’s orders, at the steadily increasing cost of the lives of their fellow servicemembers.

This is the ‘find out’ phase of their failure to uphold their oath. Here’s hoping one of them steps up to finally act on that commitment.

“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”

“I’m dressed up as the body part our president used to rape other children just like you!”

Fee*

Common mistake. That’ll be, uh… this many dollars!

If only we had criminal justice system…

Oh wait, -we- do have a system that’ll hold us accountable for crimes. If only rich people weren’t allowed to do things like rape children or lead an insurrection.

Now is a great time to buy stock in companies that sell stamps of things like tiny little dicks.

The ships sank for your swims; but behold, they are risen!

Now, place your donations here, or you’ll spend eternity stuck in port beneath a flock of seagulls that just gorged themselves on the infinite dumpster behind Taco Bell.