Magazines are actually empty by default

Lol so now it’s alligator Alcatraz because it’s shut down, like Alcatraz, and surrounded by gators.

Yeah Chicago gangs are not shy at all about shooting at law enforcement as it is

…Putin is about to walk away with 20% of Ukraine

…But isn’t the US actually paying these third counties to take them?

I definitely first read it as Ikea Warns Iran and got very confused/excited

If you read the quote from the anonymous source in Trump’s voice…it sounds exactly like the way he would shit talk somebody

Here ICE, this is the man you’re looking for