Purple colon? Purple sphincter?

Why go with purple sphincter when orange sphincter is right there? On second thought, that might lead to confusion with someone else…

Let’s flip this argument on its head: family is potentially the best place for political discussions, as it’s one of the few places in life where bonds should be tightest, respect should be mutual and all actors should act in good faith. It should be the safest of spaces and, if intact, should be able to easily withstand disagreements on things outside the family, such as politics. If it doesn’t - like in this case, apparently-, doesn’t that tell us more about the family in question, and/or the state of political debate in our country?

A jury of many beers

…or be prepared to get shot…?

You picked the worst possible place for this kind of advice, mate!

IRL Sir Norman Fry testimony. Just not funny.

Not sure on which of his yachts, but reeling, definitely.