I think the last time i saw a tv ad was 10+ years ago. Except for the one time i pirated some trash tv show and they forgot to cut out the ads. Because it was american it was extra dystopian. I don’t know how people do it. Do you get used to that or am i just turbo autistic

To give them a medal of course

He reminds me so much of my little nephew sometimes. He’s obsessed with trophies and medals. When we’re in a store where they sell trophies, he asks me if they are “real” and i try to explain to him that trophies aren’t “real” they are just a symbol. Sometimes for nothing. And he tries to understand. And then when i ask him if i should buy him a meaningless trophy, he goes yes pleeeease, a big one.

Yes, just now.

Straight to el Salvador then. I’m pretty sure these pea brains couldn’t even comprehend that people don’t spend all day on twatter

Except that they have a smarter less obese leader.

Forums are social media now

America was such a beacon of light before trump

That’s not even possible when the earth is 4000 years old and the american education system has failed them

They are allied with that terrorist organisation. Amerkkka or something

They were terrorists since i am alive. It’s not the administration. But electing a fascist didn’t help

Is he wrong?

It has to be a special kind of feeling to know that the world becomes a better place once you die. Most people don’t even have that kind of impact to even matter that much, but knowing you could make the world better by blowing your brains out? Kinda neat.

I have one pair and i like them. But for a lot of people it’s a religion.

The people i know who wear nike, only wear nike. It’s like a weird cult. I met two women this year who said they would NEVER wear anything else.

It’s almost the ones that you expect the most.

No thanks

I remember a guy that always did stupid shit when he was drunk. One of his “party tricks” was to bite off pieces of beer glasses. One night he emptied a bottle of beer and just smashed it over his head, probably expecting it to shatter. It made a pretty anti climactic bonk sound and it knocked him out cold, hitting a barstool on the way down.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.