But what of their proprietary Mountain Dew?!

May this lead to similar events.

The thing that fucks me up every time is that campus police are allowed to handle crimes that aren’t, say, parking or littering. How did we even get to the point that schools were allowed to cover up crimes to save their reputations? Why is Cornell giving state police a role that they should’ve had the whole time?

This is crazy timing. I was struggling so hard last night to remember who did the little curtsy and thumbs down when voting against raising the minimum wage.

Finally, AI does something relatable.

My brain somehow misread “trans” as “three”. Like they have to choose carefully. Because Brandon’s on T, but I’m also pretty sure he’s doing anabolics and hitting the gym pretty hard, so maybe we give Lilith, Luna, and Link shit instead.

I’m shocked. I thought they’d release him with a complimentary handjob.

Fuck.

Yeah, when I saw “I don’t even know what Southern Strategy means” I knew you were in for a ride.

You’re going to need this.

https://lemmy.world/post/50674148

“Tower, we’re losing altitude rapidly.”

“Skill issue.”