鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)

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23 minute account lmao

Hi FBI

“seemed to be so sane”?

I mean term 1, maybe?

After jan 6, dude seems deranged af

Fr, people need to stop treating the internet as equivalent to IRL discussions. Like literally every comment is “shoot your local cop”, I mean like, I’m not saying that I disagree with the sentiment, but like… seriously lol? How is suicide by cop gonna change anything?

Just as with computers, your brain also needs a “firewall”.

Senate aint getting flipped. Of the seats up for election, only Maine’s could realistically be flipped, all the other seats are either already solid blue or solid red. I doubt 3 red states would simultaneously go blue.

Next Up: 2026; American Tankie simps for CCP, moves to PRC and get drafted into PLA to invade Taiwan

She’s been here for nearly a decade, she’s fine I think. She lived with us, and she’s very annoying, but she did take care of me back when we were in China and my parents were busy working, so I guess I should probably be more grateful. I’m although I don’t exactly like her, I’m glad it’d become more difficult for this admin to target her with the soon-to-be citizenship status (not completely safe tho, but it’s relatively safer)

I hope 2026 and 2028 goes well in terms of politics, because like… we have a lot of relatives in the US, it’d be very impractical for us all to like… move to Canada for example (because I doubt Canadian immigration officials would take American asylum cases seriously).

(Pls, some future time traveler come course-correct this timeline)

Make him golf for 10 days and then it automatically becomes law.

Its so funny to see people fleeing the US, meanwhile my maternal grandmother from China has a US naturalization oath ceremony like next week.

Jumping from one burning pot to another is so awkward, but objectively speaking, it’s still a slight improvement.

Turkey requires a college degree to become president. Then they started revoking the college degrees of the opposition candidates.

Too late, my entire family is in the US, we have strong ties here.

My paternal grandfather, 3 aunts, cousins, friends of my mother, the entire 关系 (Guanxi) relationship network, its all here. PRC is just hopeless which is why we left in the first place. We have no relatives in Canada or Europe or Australia, so this is why we are all here. I no longer have PRC Citizenship either way since they automatically revoked it after gaining US citizenship, on top of that I criticized the CCP too much, the bridge is already burned. Literally all my family assets are in the US…

“Just move lol” is not a realistic solution for most people. I mean, its almost impossible to find a democratic country that will accept us.

Me in 2026, being face scanned, then the Clanker goes “All y’all Asians look the same, DETAIN”. 💀

“Opt Out” is basically just a “Pweeese don’t scan my face 🥺”, it doesn’t have legal weight, I mean this admin doesn’t really follow rules anymore.

AFAIK there is no database of citizenship faces

Well I mean, I do have a Certificate of Citizenship from N-600 that has a photo of me on it. USCIS probably has it in their system.

But that photo was when I was like 13 or something, idk how they would even match that face. I have a photo ID (not “Real ID” compliant tho) that does have a recent photo, so do they looked that up? Do they even have access to DMV records?

Or is it gonna be:

?

Things banned in #LandoftheFree:

• Drones (because you must be a CCP Spy or Mexican Cartel member)
• Radios (because only drug cartels use them)
• Building electronics gadgets with complex wiring (because Mrs. Karen says she saw an “illegal” with a “bomb”)
• Perfume (because its definitely drugs)
• 1st amendment (because bald JD Vance = terrorism)
• Excercising (because running = crime)

Did I miss anything?

[Edit:

• Doing Algebra on a plane (remember that?)
• Speaking a non-English language (must be a spy talking to their handler)
• Hand gestures and sign language (must be gang signs)
• Tattoos (must be MS-13)

]

Fyi, I would not have dared to make this Lemmy account if I weren’t a US Citizen, but even so, I still wonder when gestapo comes to my door, given how things are going.

If my account ever becomes inactive, either I forgot the password, or I’m in Gitmo.

O7

Mad respects.

As a Chinese-American, I feel so depressed about the situation of both countries I lived in, tyranny is everywhere. I’m being targeted by both countries and tbh I’m just not brave enough to do actual protests, because I’m scared and I just want to stay under the radar. I’m dealing with a lot of depression, and I don’t think I have the endurance it takes. I already got falsely arrested once by the US Gestapo and I’m still dealing with the PTSD.

🎼 O’ Say Can You See 🎵
🎵 Still waitin’ for the flight 🎵

Bro can we not?

I thought I got lucky to be born into a family that was able to leave China, and I could browse the internet freely in the US. What the fuck y’all? Just let me have my unlimited access to entertainment in peace mmkay?

So… fucking… cooked…

Blatent First Amendment violation.

I mean what even is gonna be the difference between fucking CCP and this BS.

(Canadaaa plssss lemmme innn? 🥺👉👈❓️
Australia? 👀)

The finest military parade from the world’s best country: The Democratic People’s Republic of MAGAstan

Thanks to the DNC, most people left-of-center are already disarmed.