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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • The main issue, so far, is the ‘protests’ are meek and lacklustre. It’s just a bunch of people hanging out, or taking a stroll together, while some of them carry signs.
    Which would be fine if it wasn’t every 4 months or so. These protests need to happen more frequently.

    Ok, maybe not every week. Which would be brilliant. But once a month at the minimum, not a few times a fucking year!!

    If they can’t organise and band together more than a few times a year then there’s absolutely no chance of anything else happening.




















  • Ah, you are thinking logically. This is a mistake when it’s got anything to do with the orange rapist.


    What happened is something along the lines of this…
    “Sir. The poors are complaining about beef prices again”
    {Obese orange imbecile flies in to a narcissistic rage, then shits himself}
    “Sir. Why don’t we import beef from Argentina?”
    {Shits himself again} “Press conference, now.”

    “I’ve called you all here today because I myself have had a tremendous, bigly, perfect idea” {performs that stupid fucking grin of his, puts his thumb up, shits himself} “My, and my alone, idea is to import beef from Australgentina to bring prices down. You know my uncle was a cow, the best cow, yuge big udders he had. Everyone said it. Anyways, if prices go down this was all my idea” {Puts thumb up. Stupid grin. Shits his pants again}


    There you go. Basically if he hears something that seems like a good idea, or if he thinks there’s a good soundbite from it, then it’s now his idea.
    If it fails then it was a federal thing to blame. Or Obama. Or Biden. Or both.