What’s killing me here is that this was literally a joke 35 years ago. A joke that was intended for all of society to laugh at. Everyone at the time thought this was stupid and funny. No one laughing at this in the late 80s would have even begun to seriously consider an All Drug Olympics.

We’re at a point now where a bunch of demonstrably insane billionaires are really doing this. What the hell is happening?

I can’t believe that this is even real! We have to be living in a simulation. There’s no way that the SNL skit “All Drug Olympics” is becoming real life. What the actual shit, man?

SNL All Drug Olympics

Yes, I’m sure if AI makes a company’s workforce 40% more efficient, then CEOs will give employees 40% more free time and not just layoff 40% if their workforce.

Politically I’m neither for nor against throwing a sub sandwich at federal agents.

But…that poor sub. Was it at least a really bad sub? I know you could argue that of course it’s a bad sub, it’s from Subway…but still. Did he buy that sub with intent, or was he just so angry that he threw his dinner?

Florida is purposefully trying to destroy it’s own public school system. They make being a public school teacher so undesirable, and then complain about a “teacher shortage”. Of course nobody wants to be a public school teacher in Florida. You can get fired for how you address someone?