Dang, with all of these fires all over the city in Portland none of us have to pay for heat anymore. Everywhere is a BBQ joint.

Ultra-conservative and child porn. I know, right?

I bet he’ll get a GoFundMe up and running in no time to get supported by a bunch of other whackjobs.

For the pope I’d be concerned if he didn’t support harboring sexual abuse.

Send them to Mar-A-Lago please.

Oh so sorry to hear about your Swasticars that passed away. Here’s five big booms.

Just imagine what would happen if the tables were turned.

Thoughts and prayers

I can guess whose blood the police prefer.

Summer of 69 tons of fat and greasy rags

Get rekt