I just mean to say I don’t see any sort of barrier preventing the US government from sending the military in to massacre its own civilians

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That’s exactly what I was thinking. I feel like we’re months away at most

Honestly, it’s clear SCOTUS cares as much about precedent as your average billionaire cares about the livability of the planet 100 years from now so hearing that they’re not going to listen to a case like this is refreshing

COD players to Tom Crooks

I’m 40% lead and other metals! *klongk klongk*

You see Ukranians have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit, and shut down.

Donald, show them the medal I won.

… duh?

Yeah basically.

Praise Trump! He’s saved America by bringing plastic straws back to the White House cafeteria!

:D

someone fucking shoot me now

If I’m not mistaken, this is actually what he meant when he said “Drill, baby, drill”

This CollegeHumor video was 8 years ahead of its time: If the Other Party Wins

Pompey and his allies induced the Senate to demand Caesar give up his provinces and armies in the opening days of 49 BC. Caesar refused and instead marched on Rome.

Source: Wikipedia

Addendum:

The civil war ultimately led to Caesar’s becoming dictator for life (dictator perpetuo). Caesar had been appointed to a governorshipover a region that ranged from southern Gaulto Illyricum. As his term of governorship ended, the Senate ordered him to disband his army and return to Rome. As it was illegal to bring armies into the northern border of which was marked by the river Rubicon, his crossing the river under arms amounted to insurrection, treason, and a declaration of war on the state. According to some authors, he uttered the phrase iacta alea est (“the die is cast”) before crossing.

Source: Wikipedia

Wasn’t that literally the last thing Julius Caesar did immediately before declaring himself emperor for life?