Cool. We’ll swap him for that cunt that ran over a cyclist and then fled back to the US.

Yeah, I think Murdoch sold the UK branch ages ago. GBNews is our preferred hate channel.

I’ve never seen a company who’s advertising goes so far the wrong way. It makes me want to cancel it and I don’t even subscribe.

They don’t even have enough content to fill a billboard, let alone a whole streaming service.

I thought The Bear was Disney and Severance was Apple… At least that’s how they are in the UK.

By “brace” I presume they mean “champagne corks at the ready”.

In the beginning, America was discovered. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

You mean the nobody has any fucking money except the super rich crisis?

Ooh, somebody has realised the pharmaceutical corp has better lawyers than he does.

27% of people still haven’t realised they’re next.

Willie Nelson’s not going to like that. Venezuela is tough to rhyme.

A war is a two-way conflict. No way they want that.

Go The Foss.

Yeah, I wish I’d known what that translated to before I went there.

At least they seemed to stay away from the thermal baths area.

Invest in bottlecaps now, folks.

The weirdest thing about David is he looks CGI. When I saw him in Discovery I thought he’d died and they’d had to digitally model him for a scene.

A plastic asteroid must have hit the Earth!

There used to be a joke that they’d find that layer of beige and blue that every computer peripheral was made of at one point, and be like “Ah, 1997”.

I’ve eaten plastic all my life and I’m perffxct;yufines.

Damn right they’re a safety issue.

I was crossing one the other week. Boom. Gay. Just like that. Had to get a divorce and everything.

If your police cover their faces, they are not doing good work.