If the US bans vaccines, Americans wanting to visit Europe can fly to Colombia, get vaccinated for free at the airport, and then fly to Europe.

You might want to recheck Poland. The article’s from 2018, and from what I’ve heard, thanks to the aura of Catholic child abuse scandals, they’re speedrunning Ireland’s post-independence history.

That’s fine, because they’re the people’s billionaires.

The Israeli spyware industry didn’t have anything suitable?

In the Marxist historical-materialist sense of the term, presumably

That would be the Bigdong missile

By some accounts, the winner is a Trumpist who happens to be a Latina. If so, that’s some quality trolling on the part of the committee.

She, of course, never had a chance. The prize was rigged from the start because of Norway’s notorious antisemitism

So, no Trump Tower Moscow?

Are these the same people who complain about wind turbine syndrome?

Which means that there’s no barrier to him running for political office. Musk was dissatisfied with Farage not being extreme enough, and may be willing to throw a few hundred million his way should he decide to run for PM (either in a new far-right party, or a takeover of Reform UK LLC). You may want to stock up on popcorn.

Good to hear. Maybe Germany isn’t joining the Putinist axis alongside Hungary and Slovakia after its next elections after all.

Crusader tattoos to be mandatory

If AfD comes to power, the weapons will have to be interoperable with Russian systems.

To be fair, by being rented out, the monarch finally gets to earn his keep.

Moonies?

All my apes, funged!

Better luck next time, Elon

If Germany and Britain drop out, anyone could come last.

Have any assemblies had a minute’s silence for him? (The Russian Duma perhaps, or the Hungarian parliament?)