Nonsense, there would be a sternly worded letter to the ambassador, a UN resolution vote to denounce Russia (Russia would veto), and possibly some sanctions on luxury croc exports.

The snazzy European uniforms?

You’re not getting paid top dollar for your people? You should see my people guy, he do you a good deal.

Gun

This is not at all like America. I’m quite shocked, really.

Petro-terrorists.

Anything’s ok as long as you ad hyphen terrorist to the person, place or thing.

Yes

When a home invader breaks in, just let him keep the living room, as long as he stays out of the kitchen and bedrooms. It’s a reasonable compromise.

How much can one bullet cost?

Only in developed countries like Brazil

Are you a feral cat?

I had no idea the band had that many members

There’s on in Perth (Australia) where people regularly put clothes on it. Like, it’s more often than not, dressed in something with a seasonal, political, or humorous tone: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_(sculpture)

I think you can buy a baby cow for less than that

Are you kidding this is in my top 3 ways to die! 80, on a tropical island, and with nobody near me!

The other two ways involve explosive vests.

Even if we don’t believe that (which I don’t) the dudes on the boats are not kingpins and commanders, they are one step above literal slaves, their choices are pretty much:

1: Drive the boat and don’t get caught or tell anyone, or 2: get necklaced as soon as your wife is done getting necklaced

Most people who rape kids

Can’t he just do the big funny with a tomahawk missile before retiring?

Most people give up 10-25 years of their life to a prison cell, but whatever.

Maybe Trump should buy Islas Malvinas from Argentina.