

Yeah… laughs in paramedic.
Anyone who has ever worked as a first responser knows that it’s an eternal, unshakable law of the cosmos that evil dirtbags who continually fill their bodiea with garbage are destined to live until the end of time. Pretty sure I know homeless crack addicts who were 80 when Mother Theresa was born and still outlived her, dumpster diet and mail stealing and all.

Dances with wolves me bro, I’ll help.