gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 days agoJury selected for the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy' - Sean Dunn went viral over the summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.www.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1232file-text
arrow-up1232external-linkJury selected for the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy' - Sean Dunn went viral over the summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.www.nbcnews.comgAlienLifeform@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square46linkfedilinkfile-text
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minus-squareLadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·9 days agoWhat is he charged with? Assault with a tasty weapon?
minus-squaresnooggums@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 days agoYeeting a succulent sandwich!
minus-squaremister_flibble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 days agoAssault with a breadly weapon
minus-squareLadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days ago🥇 I upvotes but this is a gold star comment that’s hilarious
minus-squareSchmoo@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoI think it was Subway, so tasty isn’t how I would personally describe it.
What is he charged with? Assault with a tasty weapon?
Yeeting a succulent sandwich!
Assault with a deli weapon.
Assault with a breadly weapon
🥇
Making pigs fly
🥇 I upvotes but this is a gold star comment that’s hilarious
I think it was Subway, so tasty isn’t how I would personally describe it.
Aggravated butthurt.