shish_mish@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoCyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bagwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1491
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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up155·edit-21 year agoThis is the most French title I’ll read today. Did he have a baguette too? And, a striped shirt, and beret? Seriously, glad he’s okay.
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up60·edit-21 year agoThe baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy. (None of this is true…probably)
minus-squaretornavish@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoThe power of the beret protected his head
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year ago (None All of this is true…probably definitely)
minus-squareartyom@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI think it’s supposed to be black and white stripes 😅
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoIt would be peak French if this happened while on the way to a protest.
minus-squareFurbag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoWith a pit stop at a cafe on the way for a coffee and a cigarette (breakfast).
minus-squareblave@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoYou should read the article. It’s also incredibly French, lol.
minus-squareDoubleohdonut@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoJacques Cousteau held his hand while he waited
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoObviously. Those things are all mandatory over there.
This is the most French title I’ll read today. Did he have a baguette too? And, a striped shirt, and beret?
Seriously, glad he’s okay.
The baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy.
(None of this is true…probably)
The power of the beret protected his head
Was Waldo French?
I think it’s supposed to be black and white stripes 😅
It would be peak French if this happened while on the way to a protest.
With a pit stop at a cafe on the way for a coffee and a cigarette (breakfast).
You should read the article. It’s also incredibly French, lol.
Jacques Cousteau held his hand while he waited
Obviously. Those things are all mandatory over there.