inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 11 days agoPraise pours in for Nobel Peace Prize laureate Navi Pillay even as Israel criticizes selectionapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1157
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·11 days agoUN: “We were unable to stop the genocide in Palestine, but at least we get to jerk ourselves off with an award ceremony.” Israel/US: “We’re moving to sanction the award ceremony and assassinate anyone catch jerking off.”
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days agothe minute they start killing people who are jerking off they are in for a hell of a fight. Its practically Americas national passtime, and the only thing we are excellent at anymore.
UN: “We were unable to stop the genocide in Palestine, but at least we get to jerk ourselves off with an award ceremony.”
Israel/US: “We’re moving to sanction the award ceremony and assassinate anyone catch jerking off.”
the minute they start killing people who are jerking off they are in for a hell of a fight. Its practically Americas national passtime, and the only thing we are excellent at anymore.